The Guys' Rules

At last
a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the
story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules"

From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1"

ON PURPOSE!

1. Men
ARE not mind readers.



1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.



1. Shopping is NOT a sport.

And no, we are never going to think of it that way.



1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!



1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable
answers to almost every question.



1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving
it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.



1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.



1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes
you sad or angry, we meant the other one .



1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.



1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.



1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and
neither do we.



1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.



1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.

We do that.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you
don't want to hear.



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.



1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about
unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, motorsport,

or golf.



1. You have enough clothes.



1. You have too many shoes.



1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!



1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;





But did you know men really don't mind
that? It's like camping.



Pass this to as many men as you can -

to give them a laugh.



Pass this to as many women as you can

to give them a
bigger laugh

Time machine! Yes if some "Einstein" or" Wright bros or sme
geeky heads had invented it, life wud have been much easier. I have alwez ended
up making a mess of sme thing or the other, but yeah every one makes mistakes.
Not tat we all were designed to commit mistakes... It jus happens... jus like
tat! Hw simple cud tat be, I agree sme wrong moves may get us floored but...
why do we try to run away or hide behind the curtains till everything becomes
normal... its nothing like owning up for your own crime, but hw bad can it get,
when u still feel happy for all that messed up knots in your life. Trust me
life can still be a zingalala if u jus dust it off your feet. Everyone likes to
be perfect and none likes to lose even if it s a fair deal... I am sick of
hearing statements such as... "don't worry" there s alwez d next time" be a
good sport". come on, I believe u either make your destiny or make a flop show,
you alone are responsible for the things that happen around you and its
understood that, nothing can be done to the damage. You alwez get it rite the
first time, if not, then it s not your cup, maybe you wud, if u keep trying,
TRY AND TRY UNTIL YOU SUCCEED! M sure in this buzz buzz world, none has d time
to stop by and what are we gonna prove by trying, tat we are better than them! When
you are aware of your worth and if it's the only thing u have ever wanted in
your life, hw can u ever go wrong, I mean hw... why...all these questions pop
up, d moment u get sandwiched! I think it's completely aright to lose and vent
out your anger even if it doesn't make much sense, scared that you mite being
an easy target to criticism. But that's much better, rather than blaming some
one else for your wrong move. I don't want to be called a goodie goodie gal and
regret for anything I have done. To every action there s alwez an equal and
opposite reaction. Being happy and smiling alwez doesn't get you around, at
times you have to put your foot down in that puddle of dirty mud, cuz none has
the rite to threaten your existence , your actions, and your motives as long as
you don't give up on yourself. There wud be times , when close ones around you
walk out of your life and your are all left alone, with none to share and cry a
tear. Cry if you must, you still have your soul deep inside voicing out and
comforting you, tat you are never alone. Life s like a stream, with lots of
impurities. some get dissolved... some get left behind. some still move on and
the path they travel can be on sme rocky cliff or a thorny bush, but it s least
bothered about what it has gone through and is still treading at its very best
.if only those around us realize that, m sure having a negative attitude does
bring out positive changes in life.

Yaaron dosti badi hi hasiin hei
Ye na ho to kya fiir bolo yeh jindagi hei
Kohi to ho raazadaan begaraj tera ho yaar
Kohi to ho raazadaan

Yaaron mohabbat hi to bandagi hei
Ye na ho to kya fiir bolo yeh jindagi hei
Kohi to dilbar ho yaar
Jisko tujse ho pyaar
Kohi to ho dilbar ho yaar

Teri har ek burai pe daante woh dost
Gum ki ho dhoop to saanya bane tera woh dost
Naache bhi who teri khuusi mein

Yaaron dosti badi hi hasiin hei
Ye na ho to kya fiir bolo yeh jindagi hei
Kohi to ho raazadaan begaraj tera ho yaar
Kohi to ho raazadaan

Tann mann karen tujh pe fida mehboob woh
Palko pe jo rakhe tujhe mehboob woh
jiski bafa tere liye ho

Are yaaron mohabbat hi to bandagi hei
Ye na ho to kya fiir bolo yeh jindagi hei
Kohi to dilbar ho yaar
Jisko tujse ho pyaar
Kohi to ho dilbar ho yaar